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Posted on 01/15/2014 8:01:40 AM PST by fungoking
LONDON (CBS Atlanta) – A cyclist needed medical intervention at an Irish hospital because an injury he suffered caused his penis to remain erect for nearly two months.
The unnamed bicyclist sustained an injury on the crossbar of his mountain bike that interfered with the blood flow to his penis.
A medical report quoted in the Irish Examiner said the biker’s pain and bruising settled within days, but that he sustained ongoing “high-flow” priapism “with rigid erection”.
After suffering in silence for five weeks, he finally sought medical attention.
A hospital report said the initial examination “revealed no signs of injury, but penis was erect”.
Doctors first tried “manual compression” which would work for a short time, but then the penis would become erect again.
Then they applied a pressure dressing that was in place for two weeks. But once the pressure was removed there was an immediate return of the erection.
Finally doctors inserted gel foam and four tiny platinum coils at an abnormal connection between an artery and a vein that supplied blood to the man’s penis.
This successfully reduced the blood supply to the penis, ending the erection.
One of the medical technicians said, “We were very happy with the outcome.”
The CDC notes that bicycle parts manufacturers are developing saddles that ease pressure on the genitals.
ala Young Frankenstein…”he’s going to be very popular”.
Sounds like a job for the Kardashians.
Starting the popcorn early....
This is one of those threads to click on to see the comments. I’m sure there will be good ones, such as yours.
Hillary could cure that in a heartbeat. Where boners go to die.
That’s gotta be tough when you’ve got a pee-on and really, really need to take a whiz.
I bet a lot of lads are going to be getting mountain bikes from their honeys.
Ugh, not another Weiner thread!
Lucky “stiff”
Yeah, and now he CAN'T getwood.
drink a lot of beer and it’s safe to drink
Hard to explain.
And were spending all that $$ on penis pumps. All ya gotta do is rack yourself on the bike crossbar.............who knew?! lol
Time to practice your hand stands.
“We were very happy with the outcome.”
Poor choice of words?
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Dude, the instructions say if it lasts more than four hours, call 911.
Debbie Blabbermouth-Schulz would solve that problem in a second! One look at her mayonnaise head and all the hope would go out of his rope.
Wife endures 7 week headache.
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