[Theoria]

Snowden Documents Proving “US-Alien-Hitler” Link Stun Russia

[Kenny Bunk]

Tall White Aliens may be using the Mexican Border to sneak in and take leaf-blowing jobs that Short Brown Aliens will not do.

Obama must get on this. Leaf Blowers lead to Global Warming. I don't mean he should get on this personally, though, since it may interfere with golf. However, it would be a perfect cover assignment for Reggie ("Monica") Love.

[12th_Monkey]

I wish some of the “tall whites” would enter the NBA

[Dr. Ursus]

The Vrid Society!