[ConservativeStatement]

"A rifle... a big rifle..." What's next? Yucky guns?

[umgud]

Geez, I think I’d just have me a new rifle. You can bet the real owner ain’t gonna get it back anyway.

[smokingfrog]

ping

[G Larry]

Can we have a list of FReepers who called BS when the story of the found weapon was posted?

[Chuckster]

Yep. That is exactly how I would have handled it. EXACTLY.

[TigersEye]

Nice guns! Is there a pic of the rifle too?

[supremedoctrine]

Hard to believe ANY newspaper would waste ink on a story like this.
But the fact is, all of them would.
I guess the operating principle is “If it shoots,it leads.”

[Paleo Conservative]

That sounds like something that Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend might do.

[Moonman62]

Horrified, she immediately called E-Z Rent-A-Car

How can a starting NFL QB let his pretty wife rent from anyone less than Hertz?

[Nailbiter]

I wonder why this was not found by the cleaning crew??

[Eagles6]

Not guilty!

Nice taste in ARs too. Lewis Machine makes a fine rifle.

[Dr. Ursus]

She should be given house arrest. My address is..............!

[Red in Blue PA]

‘Oh my God, it’s a gun.’ I said, ‘I think I’m going to throw up,’” Fleissig said. Fleissig said she and her daughter jumped out of the car to get away from the gun.

Go back to NY, you pathetic woman.