Posted on 01/16/2014 5:34:12 PM PST by nickcarraway
Beer, soap and fragrance makers on alert.
It must be the tie.
GOOD FOR HIM!
seven years of paying for services not received....
let’s hope he receives a BIG award!
Guess i need to proceed with my Axe lawsuit then...: )
Why doesn’t Prince Nogettawoman just send out an email like every other Nigerian?
If only he had used Hai Karate....then he would have to fight off the girls.
LOL LOVE IT.
.we should all be suing companies that use deceptive advertising which includes approximately all of them.
And we should sue colleges that issue degrees to morons. Or to colleges that do not actually teach much besides political correctness, leaving graduates un prepared to do any actual work. *Thinking of J School (Journalism)
The fellas couldn’t stay away, however.
Arrrgghhh!! My old lady came home with some of that soap for me cause it was on sale. I really liked the soap, but one day in the shower I noticed the little ditty on the back about "unlimited female attention". Really?!? I just can't believe that guys would be that schtoopit. But then again I ain't a marketing professional. d;^)
I don't use it anymore. That's just too much. d:^)
Maybe if he ditched the Mr. Spock costume, that would help.
And your wife gave it to you? What message is she trying to send?
Along with the tie, there’s the obvious question of technique.
If he’s getting women he barely knows close enough that they can smell his breath, he might - just *might* - mind you, be perceived as a bit ....... forward(?)
Humorous, but true story. There are three colognes I wear with any regularity. Two are relatively high-end, which I like. The third is Aqua Velva musk. My dad wore it, and when I splash it on, the smell reminds me of him all day. Ironically, it is by far, the scent I get the most compliments on...
I dab a little Hoppes #9 behind the ears - doesn’t attract many women, but it attracts the right kind!
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