The problem is all inside my hips
She said to me
The answer is making children
Work out forceably
It’s my daily purpose to see
You’re no longer free
There must be
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
She said it’s basic Liberal habit
To intrude
And since low-info voters rule now
You producers will get scrooood
And I will treat myself
Though I know you think it’s rude
There must be
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
You just launch your attack, Jack
Blame George Bush for Afghan, Stan
Let ‘em each marry their Boy Toy
You just listen to me
Make y’all ride the bus, Gus
Ain’t allowed to discuss much
Just hand over the keys, jeez!
Live your life as I please
She said it pleases me to
See you in such pain
And there is nothing you can do
Cause he don’t have to run again
And I said
Don’t appreciate that
But could you please explain
About the fifty ways?
She said just let me sleep
On top of him tonight
And then he’ll wincefully awake
And wish he’d married someone light
But then he’ll rule you
By fiat with no form of oversight
There must be
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
Fifty ways to fete a Wookie
You just launch your attack, Jack
Blame George Bush for Afghan, Stan
Let ‘em each marry their Boy Toy
You just listen to me
Make y’all ride the bus, Gus
Ain’t allowed to discuss much
Just hand over the keys, jeez!
Live your life as I please
Clever.
Well done.