Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate 501(c)(3).
Whoa, I wasn’t aware of this!
Decent of the donating party to provide it in like-new condition. Pick up an item at Goodwill, it’s usually already in *cough* pieces.
Perhaps the donor was the falsely accused victim of a lying ex-wife conspiring with a Goodwill ‘certified family therapist.’ Or something.