[Yellowstone Joe]

For a million dollars I would do me best to make the ugliest girl in town straight.

I know, I’m way to easy, but it is for a good cause.

[DIRTYSECRET]

There are no gold diggers in the lgbt community-muff divers maybe.

[Dalberg-Acton]

Doable!

[Fightin Whitey]

I would do my best to make the ugliest girl in town straight.

All it would take is for a good man to get her horizontal.

[saleman]

I’m working on a plan. It’s a good plan. And, it’s semi-guaranteed to work. It’s brilliant in it’s simplicity!

Gentlemen! I’m off to China. And I will return, the Conquering Hero!! This little girl won’t stand a chance...I’m not sure how I’m gonna get outta marrying her. But 1st things first.

First. Gotta distract the “other half”. I’m going to need a partner. Who’s with me?

And, when I get back I’m gonna donate.....100 dollars...no 1000 dollars....no 10,000 dollars to Free Republic!!!

Wish me luck. I should be back by Thursday....