[bigheadfred]

my cat has a human

where is my amnesty

[Popman]

If this was in DC...instead of Florida....Obama could turn in his wookie....

[workerbee]

[ZULU]

“I found out that they’re not native to Florida, and that they need to have a permit in order to have it at the house,” Edgar Rivera said. “

Humans are not native to the New World. We sneaked in across the Bering Land Bridge about 15,000 years ago and another bunch of us sailed in about 500 years ago. I’m going down to Florida to turn myself in - along with my dog, cat, and canary - all of which are not native to North America.

(Sarcasm)

[skinkinthegrass]

i would've taken a land/fresh-water turtle, small lizards,
most are going to get killed..all are brainless twits,
I've got the experience...it's a disposable society.

[digger48]

"I found out that they're not native to Florida, and that they need to have a permit ......."

Are Snowbirds on the list?

[bgill]

Apart from the two or three that they’ll do follow up stories on, they’ll all be adopted out to nice families who live on farms so the pets can run/crawl free across the fields.... First, cops shoot our dogs and now, the wildlife dept. sends our turtles to the happy place.

[lee martell]

I heard they may be accepting Unicorns this year!

[Two Kids' Dad]

If Florida has a surplus of small caymans or baby gators they can send one my way.

Cute little fella.

[CrazyIvan]

Is Soros going to turn in Obama?