[Pearls Before Swine]

Drink every time he says:

“Let me be clear”
“This isn’t who we are”
“Income inequality”
“Prior Administration”
“five years of improving economy”
“More work to be done”

[Little Pig]

You tryin’ to get someone killed, or what?

[fatnotlazy]

How about “the middle class” or “working families?”

[ThunderSleeps]

Great list, add "ah" or "um" filler noises too.

Of course with the main list, your list, and these anyone following the rules would be comatose before the first commercial break.

[Cyber Liberty]

“Income inequality”

That's a no-go. That phrase alone is worth a trip to the ER for alcohol poisoning.