In the hospital:
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn’t move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!
Cat: It’s *not* *true*!
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Every *day* it’s something else with you. I don’t know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows *what* you’re doing? Maybe you’re making porno films.
Cat: Yeah. I’m Buck Naked.
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Jerry, I can see. He’s so neat and thin. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Cat: Of course not...
(In comes a hulking male nurse. He parts the screen and announces)
NURSE: 6:30, Scott. Time for your sponge bath.
Bwaaahaaa!