One rifle range I went to had porta-potties out by the parking area. One of them had the following written on the wall inside:
"You're out here, at least thirty miles from home - and your wife knows you'll be staying for at least two hours. I wonder what she's up to right now?"
14 posted on 01/29/2014 1:35:16 PM PST by Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)