I am having a hard time having your level of optimism. I might find myself inadvertently stepping out into rush hour traffic and getting too close to bridges and construction sites will falling concrete. And inadvertently too close to grizzlies, lions, crocodiles, gators, venomous snakes and other such animals if I decide to go a more rural route.
Don’t do it!
You forgot the rabid ocelot. Jus’ sayin’.