Posted on 01/31/2014 1:43:41 PM PST by nickcarraway
It took two days to remove the smile from his face.
If you were 97 you would.
She is 27. How is he a Perv?
touche
Grandpa had outlived 4 wives, and at age 102 was days away from marrying a pretty 27 year old, when one of his grandsons approached him and asked,
“Uh...Grandpa, Aren’t you a bit concerned about the Honeymoon?”
“Why?” Grandpa responded.
Well, you know....about a heart attack or something...., said the grandson.
Without hesitation, Grandpa replies, “If she dies, she dies....”
“he wedded a girl who was nearly 70 years younger than him”
Would that put her in her late 20s or early 30s? That is hardly a girl.
If accurate, this means the "young girl" was at least 28 years old.
“Gee if I ever get to be a 97 year old dirty old man, I hope I can go out like that.”
Yeah, I tell everyone I want my last words to be, “Oh, baby, baby!”
I’m reminded of a line from Love and Death regarding the demise of Countess Alexandrovna’s husband;
Uncle-”It’s said her husband the Count died in her arms trying to satisfy her prodigious sexual desires”.
Boris-”No kidding. Died smiling, I bet”,
The mortician said It will be weeks before we can get the smile off his face
These guys are lower than primeval apes on the humanity scale.
But who’s counting?
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