I don’t know, I’m kind of torn on this one.
It was BACON!
Not wilted lettuce, BACON!
They ripped off her BACON!
Anything else, no excuse.
But BACON, I’m torn.
She got the second sandwich for free because they forgot her bacon on the first one.
She could have gotten a third sandwich for free for forgetting her bacon on the second one and on and on.
But there comes a time when you begin a shakin’ to give someone an achin’ because they’re takin’ your bacon.
Anything else, no excuse.
But BACON, I’m torn.*
No Bacon?!?!!
Slowly I turned, step by step,
Inch by inch....
But I didn't pull out a gun and try to shoot anybody.
Jailtalk:
“What are ya in for?”
“Shooting someone over a McDonald's sandwich”
“Here's yer sign”