Garlic Spam?
You live alone, don’t you? At least for the sake of anyone near you - I hope you do.
Spam. Bleh.
Although I thoroughly enjoyed visiting the Spam Museum 3 years ago.
http://www.spam.com/spam-101/the-spam-museum
Sorry, but I couldn't help laugh at that. Years ago, before I met the woman I'm now married to, I was dating a woman who liked Oriental food. We went to a Chinese restaurant. When I came home and had hardly walked in the door, my grown daughter said "You've been eating garlic." I hadn't realized how strong it was.