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To: Monkey Face
Does that skirt make her butts look big?

No, her butt makes that skirt look big...

65 posted on 02/14/2014 8:30:14 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. *Asterisk.*)
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To: Hoffer Rand

A man was telling his buddy, “You won’t believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ “

“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”

“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said... ‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign!’ ”


67 posted on 02/14/2014 8:42:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Hoffer Rand

She only has one butt??? Had ME fooled! Looks like three or four, to me! LOL! (You never know what she may be hiding under there...)


84 posted on 02/14/2014 10:18:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
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