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once a moose bit my sister
1 posted on 02/15/2014 3:04:16 PM PST by kingattax
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To: kingattax

I hate meeses to pieces.


2 posted on 02/15/2014 3:05:28 PM PST by elkfersupper
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To: kingattax

Oh, goodie....


3 posted on 02/15/2014 3:06:02 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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pfl


4 posted on 02/15/2014 3:07:15 PM PST by rocksblues (The Obama administration the most unlawful, corrupt administration in US history.)
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To: kingattax

moose bytes can be pretti nasti.


5 posted on 02/15/2014 3:07:39 PM PST by Delta 21 (If you like your freedom, you can keep your freedom. Period.)
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To: kingattax

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...


6 posted on 02/15/2014 3:07:46 PM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: kingattax

The lady was rude, never said good morning, have a nice day or anything!


8 posted on 02/15/2014 3:08:55 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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once a moose bit my sister

And you cannot spell SMITHERS without S-I-S-T-E-R
9 posted on 02/15/2014 3:09:52 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("We are not sluts."--Sandra Fluke)
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To: kingattax

Huh I thought that Moose was in Aspen with the daughters?


11 posted on 02/15/2014 3:17:48 PM PST by FreedomGuru (Time for torches and pitchforks.)
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To: kingattax

Moose and squirrel must die.


12 posted on 02/15/2014 3:18:45 PM PST by mkmensinger
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To: kingattax

I like cheese.


13 posted on 02/15/2014 3:20:03 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: kingattax

My sister bit a moose once for taking her cheese. It was moosarella.


15 posted on 02/15/2014 3:23:14 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
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Where is the stuned beeber?


17 posted on 02/15/2014 3:25:37 PM PST by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: kingattax

I like chocolate moose.


18 posted on 02/15/2014 3:26:18 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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once a moose bit my sister

Did she bite him back?

19 posted on 02/15/2014 3:36:45 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: kingattax

Ha ha ha ha...Monte Python. This woman apparently had already carved her initials in the Moose’s butt. ROFL.


21 posted on 02/15/2014 3:45:49 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: kingattax
The moose wanted one of these:
but was offered one of these: .

She was upset because she was pregnant, dontcha know, eh?

22 posted on 02/15/2014 3:47:41 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind, but now I see...)
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23 posted on 02/15/2014 3:47:42 PM PST by abb
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once a moose bit my sister

Mine too. I wonder if it's the same moose?

5.56mm

24 posted on 02/15/2014 3:48:48 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: kingattax

Just like the ‘tards in Yellowstone getting outta their vehicles to approach bears and Buffalo.


26 posted on 02/15/2014 3:52:31 PM PST by Paladin2
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Ski Smithers bump!

Oh, new owners:

"located on Hudson Bay Mountain, which was the name of the ski area before a change in ownership. The largest of only a few ski areas in northwestern British Columbia, and the only to qualify as a "resort", the ski area does not experience the rain-outs common in more coastal resorts such as Whistler or Mount Washington."

27 posted on 02/15/2014 3:54:25 PM PST by Paladin2
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