[kingattax]

once a moose bit my sister

[Jaxter]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst ordfink”...

[Cicero]

Don’t mess with moose. Nasty critters.

[DManA]

Is there a more Canadian name then Smithers? In Ft. Francis there is a place called Pither’s Point.

[C210N]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

[Dartman]

As long as this is big news in Canada, I’m happy.

[blueunicorn6]

Why is it always the moose’s fault? Put yourself in the moose’s shoes. You’re just standing by the side of the road waiting for a Bugatti Veyron to go by so you can get a photo for your collection, and some lady pulls up in a Chrysler minivan and ruins your shot. I mean, wouldn’t you want to stomp her?

[Flick Lives]

Møøse happens!

[Rodamala]

Added the 3rd keyword. Thread is complete.