[ChildOfThe60s]

What about Pajama Boy? He would be a great bf, sitting around drinking cocoa with her???

Oh yeah, he'd be perfect for the feminist. She could demand oral sex anytime and never have to participate in actual intercourse. And he'd lap it up (pun intended).

[Lurker]

If PajamaBoy got within a foot of a real vagina he’d run screaming for his mommy.

[Fightin Whitey]

And he'd lap it up (pun intended).

Not so sure about that.

Finding a big warm lap to sit down on would likely be more to his tastes (pun intended).