Nothing like being in a Red Lobster and the waitress asked if I wanted pepper on my salad ... she was holding the pepper mill with her armpit. Of course I declined. LOL!
she was holding the pepper mill with her armpit
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Guy went into restaurant and ordered a hot dog.
Noticed she had a hamburger under her armpit.
“Why do you have Hamburger bun under your armpit?”
“To keep it warm until I serve the hamburger”
“Cancel my hot dog”