I tried the suggestion (usually only go to uk dailymail when there are links to there from here) and the results are almost as bad as the "femail".
Uhhg.
Forget it. Bring on the Vikings.
...and while you're up...could you bring me a beer? Haven't had a drink for some time now...and with Apocalypse soon to be paddling ashore, though it might be a good time to knock back a few (or a six-pack).