[Pollster1]

I have visited lots of people who always answer the door while armed, and I feel safer at their homes than in homes with no firearms.

Wii controller

Guns

It's not all that hard for an alert person to tell them apart, not to mention that the manner of holding the object should be a clue to the threat level.

[BenLurkin]

I don’t see any guns in that...oh wait...never mind.