Got my Obama Care Packet today.....
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker
· A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
· A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody’ poster
· A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my butt.
Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
You got shorted.
Did you not receive your return box to place all your firearms in?