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To: SoothingDave

Everyone does.

Those that want to enhance credibility, and....

Those of us that wish to discourage incredulity lol....


32 posted on 02/21/2014 9:49:15 AM PST by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "St.Sarah, the1Tru Conservative that REFUSES to unite us and Save America"yo)
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To: hobbes1

[Rimmer is drunk and determined to reveal how many times he’s had sex]

Rimmer: Once.

Lister: Smeg.

Rimmer: One time only.

Lister: [Covers his ears] Don’t tell me this Rimmer. You’ll want to kill yourself in the mornin’.

Rimmer: Yvonne McGruder. A single brief liaison with the ships female boxing champion. March 16, 7.31p.m to 7.43p.m.

Lister: Please.

Rimmer: Twelve minutes.

Lister: Please.

Rimmer: And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.


33 posted on 02/21/2014 9:59:53 AM PST by SoothingDave
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