Here’s my favorite part of Steyn’s counterclaim:
“111. Denies the allegations in Paragraph One-Hundred-And-
Eleven of the Amended Complaint, and feels Plaintiff is
going round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a
wheel, like the circles that you find in the tree-rings of
your mind.”
http://www.steynonline.com/documents/6109.pdf
Hopefully the Dusty Springfield version. :)