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To: MNDude

If I were left 100 million dollars and wanted to make my own comedy there would be 3 things which would be verboten. Anyone who tried to put them in would be immediately fired.

First: no fart jokes.

Second: No man gets hit in the balls.

Third: No scenes where the guy brags about how much better he can do something/anything better than a girl only to be immediately embarrassed by a girl doing it better.


55 posted on 02/22/2014 10:09:50 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: yarddog

No children are smart and adults are stupid

No kids talking dirty and crap

probably a lot of other stuff


56 posted on 02/22/2014 10:11:40 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: yarddog

The latter two should be permanently banned from TV ads; in addition, men getting their faces slapped.


67 posted on 02/22/2014 10:19:48 PM PST by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: yarddog

Second: No man gets hit in the balls.
‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’
Not even Ted Knight in ‘Caddyshack’?
Rodney Dangerfield: I should’ve yelled two!


78 posted on 02/22/2014 10:30:09 PM PST by bramps (Go West America!)
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To: yarddog

You left out pre-pubescent kids being smarter/wiser than the adults and/or getting all the so-called laugh lines.


177 posted on 02/23/2014 4:10:30 AM PST by driftless2
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