'Marry Me or I'll Disfigure Your Face With Acid'

Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, 25 February 2014 RSS Feeds | Eman Al Baik

[SpinnerWebb]

Or maybe...

Dis-
Figure
Me

[Bullish]

I’m thinkin’ this guy probably doesn’t deserve a wife.

[Buckeye McFrog]

no no no....Hydrochloric is for the FIFTH Anniversary.

[CrazyIvan]

Looks like their relationship failed the litmus test.

[cripplecreek]

Haji goes a-courtin.

[Army Air Corps]

That photo really did cause me to laugh out loud.

[Secret Agent Man]

Marry me or I keeeeel you....?

Good grief. Why she didn’t snatch up this catch is beyond me. /s

[Secret Agent Man]

And he did ride, ka-boom. ka-boom.

[NorthMountain]

POS is a mohammedan.

No other guesses required.

[Wiser now]

Am I reading this correctly? The woman visited him in Dubai after he made the first threat? And she continues to speak with him on the phone?
Has she not considered moving and getting an unlisted number?

[nickcarraway]

50/50 she marries him.

[Jeff Chandler]

It’s an idiomatic expression which loses something in translation. The actual meaning is “What’s your sign?”

[a fool in paradise]

Am I reading this correctly? The woman visited him in Dubai after he made the first threat? And she continues to speak with him on the phone? Has she not considered moving and getting an unlisted number?

Ronnie Spector was still talking to Phil while he was in prison a few years ago. He's still in jail but I don't know if she has any further communication.

[hout8475]

"It's a honeymoon in Somalia."

[GeronL]

bump

[Scoutmaster]

You win.

[blueunicorn6]

“Saying he had money and power”

The Honor Graduate from The Bill Clinton Charm School.