"Um, they said they were 'Polar Bear hunting'. That falls under the EPA."
"Uh, no. 'Hunting' isn't in our jurisdiction. This is a matter for the Interior Department"
"Uh, the United States Department of the Interior does not manage polar bears. Polar bears are hunted by Native Americans. This would be a matter best handled by the Bureau of Indian Affairs."
"Since this did not involve an actual polar bear, the Bureau of Indian Affairs is not involved. This is a matter for the Justice Department."
"Um, they said they were 'Polar Bear hunting'. That falls under the EPA."