Posted on 02/28/2014 8:11:15 PM PST by DogByte6RER
“If she can’t see, what’s she doing at a nudist camp?”
Not tossing her cookies.
I recall a letter sent to advice columnist, dear abby. A womans husband was trying to convince his wife to go with him to a nudist colony so that they could ogle the naked people.
I forget what dear abbys advice was to this woman, but later on abby received another letter in response from a woman who had already been through this situation. She said that her husband talked her into going to a nudist colony, thinking he was going to see naked bodies of people who practically had the bodies of supermodels. Instead, all they saw were average looking to downright ugly looking naked bodies of everyday, average people. The first one they saw was the body of an 80 something wrinkled old man jogging along while wearing nothing but sneakers and a baseball cap. After this trip, the woman said that her husband never pestered her again about going back. So, this womans advice to the first letter writer was to go. After the first time, her husband wont bother her to go there again.
While I never wanted to be a lawyer, just to handle this case (translates: collect the FEE!), I would make an exception.
She has numerous grounds for her suit, so many the colony may be renamed after the judgement.
Because these freaks all have a desire to see naked kids. If they made all nudist camps 18+, they’d be empty
And a lovely end it is.
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