We need a picture of “Cousin It” from the Adams Family.
To show the tragedy...LOL
Mrs WBill's has had the same male hairstylist for years. He designed and made her wedding veil & tiara, and helped with all of the flower arranging for the wedding.
I met him at the wedding. Pleasant fellow, but not the most macho guy I've met.
He then turned and introduced me to his wife. Absolutely *stunning* blonde, older lady. One of those awful (sarc) people who roll out of bed in the morning looking like a perfect 10. Turns out that they've been married for (now) 40-odd years and have five kids.
Go figure. :-)