[blackdog]

So overnight your cellphone to a friend in Taos, NM. Rob a bank using carrying someone elses cell phone. Then have your phone overnighted back to you.

Presto! Innocence proven.

[Vaquero]

Throw away phones are cheap and disposable.

[null and void]

Nope. Unless a customary human route to Taos is through the sorting facility in Memphis.

Better to have a friend hand carry it.

Or even better, have it follow your normal routine while you don’t.