Toothless man eats raw beef off of Walmart shelf
The Carlisle Sentinel reports that Scott T. Shover of Carlisle is facing felony charges after police said he was spotted eating raw meat straight off the shelf of a Walmart Monday. Actually, after noticing the alarming lacking of chicklets in the 53-year-old man's mugshot, I'd say he was more gumming raw meat than eating it. And it wasn't even the good stuff: $24.53 worth of raw ground beef and raw stew beef. Guess that stuff is easier to gum than prime rib. Shover was arrested at Taser point without incident