[Billthedrill]

Yeah. I warned my people when we first came to this planet, "Cut up some stone and stack it up," I sez, "you'll drive them nuts," but did they listen? Nooo. It was nothing but "Zortan, show them fire," and "Zortan, give them a wheel," and pretty soon the Zeta Reticulians move in and stack some rocks and there goes the neighborhood and who gets all the credit? Don't even start me on the Sphinx. "Put Qzzlt's head on a horse's ass," I sez, and look what the idiots came up with.

Stones. We shoulda just stacked up some dang stones.

[Jack Hammer]

LOL.

Very good.

[Yollopoliuhqui]

Yeah. I warned my people when we first came to this planet, “Cut up some stone and stack it up,” I sez, “you’ll drive them nuts,” but did they listen? Nooo. It was nothing but “Zortan, show them fire,” and “Zortan, give them a wheel,” and pretty soon the Zeta Reticulians move in and stack some rocks and there goes the neighborhood and who gets all the credit? Don’t even start me on the Sphinx. “Put Qzzlt’s head on a horse’s ass,” I sez, and look what the idiots came up with.

Stones. We shoulda just stacked up some dang stones.

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Dude! When is your book coming out?