I was hankering for a zeitberger for lunch.
That’s it exactly!
Awhile back, I referred to a Chinese food parody, and I just saw it on another thread-
“Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It aint pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.
He’s purrin here on my fork.
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youll never know,
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.”
Have you ever had an amber alert come over your phone? Xshub and I were en route to DE and had just passed Balt on 95 north when my phone started vibrating and an amber alert for a little girl from Dundalk Md flashed on my screen a few seconds letter xshubs phone via Bluetooth started buzzing through the speakers and his screen then flashed the amber alert. He thought it was bc we had just passed Dundalk. But 2 weeks ago I was in Alexandria and the same thing happened but the alert was for Orange VA. Weird.