> A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
>
> He grew up big, 6’ 2”, strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
>
> When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: a West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
>
> After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his
> office for the young man’s last interview.
>
> The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can
really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have,
what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”,
> that you must take before you can be accepted.
>
> We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
>
> Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo
across the desk, the Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
>
> six illegal aliens,
> six lawyers,
> six meth dealers,
> six Muslim extremists,
> six Democrats,
> and a rabbit.”
>
> “Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.
>
> “You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”