Can we have a $10M grant to study that?
Can we have a $10M grant to study that?
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A dog’s philosphy of life: If you can’t eat it or hump it, piss on it.
“What’s Your Dog Thinking? Researchers At Yale Want To Know”
Aaahhhh, yeah! While he is licking his own balls or eating a pile of horse crap...not a lot of real genius there. What in the hell do they need to know this BS for?!?
Researchers at Yale must be the GD dumbest smart people on earth. Guess this is what you get when you have more money than sense!
Why don’t they research why being liberal makes liberal men so feminine?
Yale eh?? perhaps they will let the dogs into Skull and Bones...perhaps a big old Shepherd will carry Geronimo’s skull around the hall....
Dogs are thinking one thing and one thing only — food.
Case-in-point, I give my dog tons of affection, constantly scratching its ears and snuggling with it. My wife doesn’t do any of that, but she does feed it. I don’t feed it.
Guess which one of us she follows and wants to be near all day long?
Sleep......pet me.....hate cat.....eat......pee.....eat.......sleep.....whereyougoing?..........you’reback!........feed me.......water bowl........bacon treat.......chew things.......eat......
Let me in, let me out, let me in, let me out, let me in......
Madam has my husband well trained. When ever she wants a biscuit, she barks at the door like she has to go out. When the door is opened, she looks out for a second or two, then turns around and walks over to where her treats are stored and waits.
And daddy always gives her a treat. Mommy at least expects her to walk out on to the porch before returning for the biscuit.
“The Canine Cognition Center at Yale”
They want to know what dogs are thinking? And they started a Center at an Ivy League School to look into this? Dogs lick their butts and eat cat turds and try to have sex with a towel. So do Democrats. Study them. At least most Democrats can talk.
A waste of money for this study. Let dogs do what they do, and don’t waste money trying to figure it out.
It generally involves food. Or going outside.
Our Gypsy thought as much about the process (steal/ chase/ extort) as the result. You could see the wheels turning as she plotted it out. We will miss her every day- that especially, foe the rest of our lives.
I can tell what my dog Hairy is thinking every time he looks at me. “I love you”!!!!!!!!
“Dude! Where are my testicles?”