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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 03/14/2014 5:57:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
To: skinkinthegrass
Don’t feel too bad. That squirrel was pre-killed and posed that way.
No live squirrel would ever get himself in such a state.
You can see the trap marks on his hind leg.
To: Lucky9teen
Hey! Where's the annual dose of Pi Day jokes?
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:02:12 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Pan_Yan
I’ve laughed 3.14 times reading this thread.
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:05:34 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: laweeks
;P
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:06:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Pan_Yan
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:10:12 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: workerbee
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:12:34 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: relentlessly
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:12:41 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: Lucky9teen; onyx; RedMDer; TheOldLady; All
A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a 2-lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
The drunk said, “You must be single.”
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she responded, “Well, as a matter of fact, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “’Cause you’re ugly.”
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:17:55 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: musicman
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posted on
03/14/2014 10:23:08 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: musicman
To: workerbee
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posted on
03/14/2014 11:19:05 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: TheOldLady
thought so, IF I ever got cau.. *nevermind*... LOL.!
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posted on
03/14/2014 11:43:07 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: Lucky9teen
Yep, every Friday!
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posted on
03/14/2014 12:35:16 PM PDT
by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: Lucky9teen
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup!
What about the hot-sauce? Are there jalapenos on the side?
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posted on
03/14/2014 12:40:52 PM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: TheOldLady
St. Patrick’s Day is Monday, March 17.That's what I thought but I had a few beers at work anyway.
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posted on
03/14/2014 1:32:25 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(Sweat dries, blood clots and bones heal so suck it up buttercup.)
To: TheOldLady
I thought I would get a head start!
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posted on
03/14/2014 1:34:50 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Eaker
I hope that they were green?
To: Rummyfan
Good plan. You’ll be schnockered by Monday.
To: musicman
ROTFLOLOL.
I love that one!
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posted on
03/14/2014 2:22:22 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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