Damned sad sight to offend old Irish eyes, the sons of Erin sitting around wastin’ their time drinking cold German lager “beer”, instedda bracin’ ‘emselves with good Irish whiskey, or maybe a stout or an ale. Anything but that dishwater German lager they call “beer”.
... and even worse, drinkin’ “light beer”. Why not just come right out and admit you’re freakin Sodomite, drinkin, that cow piss.