Why didn't you buy the 64GB iPhone?
I did.
Because spending $700 on a disposable cell phone that has the same capacity as a $50 memory card that Android lets me put in myself seemed idiotic. I’d rather just ditch the iPhone and go back to what worked for me.
Kind of like buying a car that you kind of like - it has a big engine, and lots of horsepower. But for some reason, you decided to swap for a nicer looking car, with nice features... but decided also to skimp and get the wimpy base model engine and then complain about how slow your new car is compared to the old one...