[JRios1968]

That’s why, when crossing a stream, you must plug every orifices in your body. I chose a condom for the front and a plug for the rear end.

Sounds kinky. I'd just use the bridge instead.

[gingerbread]

Lots of luck finding a “BRIDGE” in the jungles of New Guinea. I can see, by your reaction, that the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done is cross the street against the light.