[Morgana]

I remember when comedians used to be funny.

[Mich Patriot]

“I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

Something tells me there have been thousands of test-drives though.

[SampleMan]

I’d personally like to see her live in Pakistan.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Best be careful where you say that, ma'am.

[Resettozero]

Feminist “Comedian:” I’d Personally Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian

1. That's not the prime method of "breeding" a Christian.

2. What about the females?

3. She's kinky, and needs to know the Lord.

[KrisKrinkle]

“I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights,” she wrote on Twitter, using the hashtag “#HobbyLobby.”

At least she seems willing to do it herself instead of having the government force someone else do it unwillingly.

[MuttTheHoople]

I’m your Huckleberry. You gonna use that knife, or whistle Dixie?

[nomad]

Well I say bring it. My CCW, S&W, and I, are waiting.

[Gene Eric]

>> Her name is Laura Levites – She’s an atheist

Yup, Atheists are idiots.

[usconservative]

Like the rest of the feminists, Levites wants complete sexual autonomy, which somehow includes insisting that everyone buying an insurance policy must agree that “women’s health” includes her contraceptives: “I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

Well I hate to break it to ya toots, but if I'm paying for your contraception, doesn't that make me an owner of your vagina?

Yes it does.

Since I'm now an owner of your vagina, allow me to tell you what object to shove up it so far that you'll never enjoy sex again, much less have a child.

[Colonel_Flagg]

“I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”

With an attitude like that, we males can just about guarantee it.

[Secret Agent Man]

libtards show their true, wicked, violent, sadistic nature. all of them that love abortion are like this woman.

remember when they said they wanted government and everyone else out of their body? now they demand we pay for their reproductive body procedures and ifwe don’t they want to chop our sexual organs off because all of us not paying for their abortions and contraceptives is somehow denying them their rights.

[Secret Agent Man]

people like this make me wish for tshtf to occur. they will not make it past week 1.

[Organic Panic]

Awww. Look at widdums having a temper tantrum. Get her a binky and a sippy cup full of gin.

[Black Agnes]

When they’re this shrill I’m forced to wonder how many of THEIR children they’ve personally sacrificed to Moloch.

[Pajamajan]

features her wearing an "I [heart] Haters" T-shirt.

Isn't irony ironic?

[DainBramage]

They all love abortion rights, except for their own mothers when they were pregnant with them.

[afsnco]

Her hatred of God will result in Him mercilessly torturing her for all eternity. Absolutely suicidal, spiritually speaking.

[RWB Patriot]

She’s free to put her life where her mouth is at any time.

[RWB Patriot]

There’s a reason I prefer Laurel and Hardy, the Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello, and the rest.

[RWB Patriot]

Sean Connery’s “The Untouchables” quote comes to mind.