It appears he wishes to shoe-horn his way back into prison.
Besides, who says four strikes works anyway?
Being a heel, it sort of runs in the family.
This guy had evidently lost his soul.
Neighbors and friends say he was never known to be straight laced.
He was never given decent socks as a child...
The nice thing is that you never need more than one pair on the outside.
It was all a misunderstanding. He thought it was a steal a pair, get one free special.
Sounds like he couldn’t get out of the store, before they boxed him and the shoes in.
I’m thinking he’s really stubbed his parole this time.
He never really learned to toe the line.
I think he took a shine to prison life.
He always was a loafer.
He had a foul tongue and his wife was a vamp.
He spent a little time at Oxford but was given the boot.
Fellow inmates realized he was a sneaker.