“I like Chinese, I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees but they’re wise and they’re witty and they’re ready to please, I like Chinese food; the waiters never are rude...
I like Chinese, I like Chinese, their food is guaranteed to please. A 14, a 7, a 9 and light cheese.”—Monty Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP4VzIlBpX8
George Formby - “Mr. Wu’s An Air-Raid Warden Now”