“Can I get any Southpaw Solidarity?”
I too am a left handed victim of discrimination.
“I too am a left handed victim of discrimination.”
Let’s form a victim group and then vote Democrat the rest of our lives.
We can demand:
Our own bathrooms (with the flusher on the left side)
Left handed slot machines in the government-created casinos, so we can lose our money as fast as the righties
Ban the use of the word Southpaw-what, do they think we’re some sub-human creature with paws
No more “coming out of left field”
“Sinister” is the Latin word for “left” - what’s up with that