What you are experiencing is known as Interweb Scanning Comprehension Overload.
You are processing the informations gleaning from interweb reading much like Evelyn Woods and are understand of them so fastly that it seems like they are slowly slowing down from perspective of you.
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IF YOU TYPE IN IN ALL CAPS WITH A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS1
You're too good at that. Deal with offshore vendors daily, do you?