catatonic Well, Brady, she's got that catty look because I am... 
like catnip to her--
Yeah, Bendy's got this way that just makes you... 
go all squishy inside!
We interrupt another of Bendy's shameless testimonials of his prowess with the fairer sex for this Breaking News from CNN Entertainment... 
Kent Brockmann reporting to get us back to the main subject of this thread--
While Captain America: The Winter Soldier took over the box office on Friday with a huge $37 million... 
it probably won't reach $100 million this weekend.
Here to give us the straight dope... 
Statler and Waldorf--
Waldorf, you got to love Captain America: The Winter Soldier for finally giving Robert Redford a chance to act in a film... 
that will make money at the box office.
I liked it, Statler, because Scarlett Johansson... 
slept with me to give it a favorable review--
She slept with me... 
too!
Here we are again, done in by another slutty Hollywood actress... 
back to you, Kent.
You can catch Statler and Waldorf... 
in their new film next week
Dan Rather has issued his review of Captain America: The Winter Soldier: "Fake... 
but accurate, Kent!"
This has been Kent Brockmann reporting for for this Breaking News from CNN Entertainment... 
now back to more of Bendy's shameless testimonials--
All you bitches back off! Bendy is mine... 
All mine and I'll shoot to kill!
You changed the channel!.. 
No, you changed the channel!