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North Carolina man will spend all of eternity in a Duke's Mayonnaise jar
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| April 4, 2014
| Evan Bleier
Posted on 04/04/2014 5:47:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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04/04/2014 5:50:51 PM PDT
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JoeProBono
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posted on
04/04/2014 5:52:02 PM PDT
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DManA
To: JoeProBono
This is what happens when a society is a smoothly functioning machine. When government is competent and responsible and all the little girls and boys are happy, there is really nothing else to write about except mayonnaise.
To: JoeProBono
MIRACLE Whip beats the LL’s out of Hellmann’s
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04/04/2014 5:54:49 PM PDT
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JoeProBono
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posted on
04/04/2014 5:57:18 PM PDT
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JoeProBono
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To: ClearCase_guy
Yes. Thank Alluh we have such wonderful political leadership !
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posted on
04/04/2014 5:58:45 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
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To: DManA
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posted on
04/04/2014 5:59:45 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: DManA
A Mayonaise jar? Heck, My Father’s ashes are in
a Craftsman toolbox.Really! The container fit perfectly.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:00:37 PM PDT
by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: JoeProBono
I’ve never heard of it.
With all that mayo, is he dying of heart disease?
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:00:50 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: bigheadfred
To: JoeProBono
I had to look that up. Cool story.
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04/04/2014 6:04:55 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
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To: gigster
My mom and dad are in fancy coffins in concrete vaults underground.
I kinda like your dad’s choice.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:05:19 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:10:28 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: JoeProBono
Well, he has one corporate sponsor for his death. Maybe Piedmont Natural Gas will be the sponsor for the cremation.
Then this wife can do like a eulogy like a NASCAR winner after a race:
“It was tough time but I wanna thank Dukes for their outstanding jar support; we couldn’t have done it without Piedmont Natural Gas. And those Goodyear radials really made us fee safe driving over here”.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:10:32 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: JoeProBono
Hellmann’s, baby, Hellmann’s.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:10:42 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: workerbee
Miracle whip is just nasty.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:12:48 PM PDT
by
Mmogamer
(I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
To: JoeProBono
My favorite is Best Foods or Hellman’s but Duke’s is pretty close.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:14:01 PM PDT
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tiki
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