Posted on 04/04/2014 5:47:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
she was kinda of mousey
The real Mr. Hellmann sold his Mayo door to door in Astoria Queens, my Grandma would buy it.
Country ways an’ all...you never knew what she was gonna pop out with next.
Her name was Whinny.
Dern my hearing I alwus thot it was Minnie!
One says that he would like to spread Pat's ashes over a lake because they had such a ravishing time on Pat's boat, and Pat could sail, yet again.
The second said he would like to throw Pat's ashes in the air while skydiving because they had such a fabulous time in Pat's private jet, and Pat could fly, yet again.
The third wanted to spread Pat's ashes over a bowl of spicy chili and eat it......so Pat could tear his ### up, yet again.
There was an episode of the old show "Night Court" where something similar to that happened, and the deceased was accidentally brewed up :-)
My last wife came up with the idea of making a bust of the deceased using the ashes from their cremation. I thought it was a really neat idea. She was quite an artist.
“I got nowhere else to go!” Mayo Naze
Aren’t we dating ourselves here? Perfect analogy, JPB.
Another great Short Story By Ford is “The Jail” published by Playboy in March of 1974 or 75. The story of a radical New York 60’s hippie, a Columbia law school grad who had an encounter with a wanna be sheriff in the South, and finds himself locked in Sheriff's secret jail for a decade.
I go back to Arkansas a couple of times a year to visit family and we always have a 30-40 person get together in a local park with tons of food. I got through the line, sat down, and took a bite of potato salad. I spit it right back out and said.....God what is this crap? spitting and spitting all the time. lol
Someone had made potato salad with Miracle Whip. You are correct. That is some nasty stuff.
What a weirdo. A mayonaise jar?
I am going to be buried in a capped beer bottle ;-)
I looked at the label today when I was making chicken salad for sandwiches. The Kraft Mayo with Olive oil lists the ingredients as ‘Water, Olive Oil, Canola Oil, soybean oil, etc. So if the ingredients are listed in order of percentages of the product I am left to believe you are wrong.
You are wrong. Olive Oil is the second ingredient on the list so there is more water than olive oil, but more olive oil than canola oil or any of the other ingredients which follow.
Incorrect.
Duke's has soybean oil and no canola oil.
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