Grandpa told this decades ago.
Two gay guys go to a funeral home. They tell the funeral director “when we die, we want to be buried in the same coffin.” The director said “I’m sorry but I can’t do it State and federal regulations prohibit that.” One of the queers asked “well then can we be buried in coffins touching each other.” They were again told no, caskets have to be buried at least two feet apart by law. The second gay guy asked “then can we at least be cremated and have our ashes put in the same urn.” The director said “yes, but in your case I’d use a fruit jar.”
One says that he would like to spread Pat's ashes over a lake because they had such a ravishing time on Pat's boat, and Pat could sail, yet again.
The second said he would like to throw Pat's ashes in the air while skydiving because they had such a fabulous time in Pat's private jet, and Pat could fly, yet again.
The third wanted to spread Pat's ashes over a bowl of spicy chili and eat it......so Pat could tear his ### up, yet again.