[eldoradude]

I see an opportunity here to create a plethora of new federal agencies and reduce unemployment.

First, we could upgrade the BATFE and add Knives so that it would become BATFEK.

Then we need to investigate the use of bricks and mattresses as weapons of terror so maybe we could create the Office of Bricks and Mattresses Administration or OBMA./s

[BenLurkin]

Oh heck....let’s just cut to the chase and have everyone wear shock collars.

Tell them it’s for their own safety.